Online

So, I decided to try online dating again.

My first email arrived, so excited!

And then I read his profile.

He was in his 40s.  Didn't finish college.  Writer.  Has 2 kids at home.  Light brown hair.  Hazel eyes. 
"Plenty of me to love"
And surprisingly no picture.

I hate online dating.
Why am I doing this? 
Maybe I should just find a mail-order husband.